Today I returned to Nova Hreod College to give three talks as part of the always-awesome Swindon Ten Youth Festival of Literature. I spoke to over five hundred students including Nova’s whole Year 8, the whole Year 7, and a biggish group of Year 10s.

Everyone was wonderfully attentive, particularly during my readings for which they were pin drop silent. I responded (as followers of this blog and my events will no doubt already suspect) by gesticulating like a man whose armpits are on fire. Here I am doing what appears to be some kind of pointy dance:

My thanks and best wishes to this fantastic festival’s supremely hard-working organisers, and to everyone I met and spoke to. 😀

Two quick pics from yesterday’s Angels and Demons panel at Foyles on London’s Charing Cross Road.

Here’s a team photo with (l-r) William Hussey, Sarwat Chadda, some grinning loon, Lee Weatherly and Cliff McNish. It was an intense and – at times – densely theological discussion. Particular kudos to Sarwat for dropping my jaw when he cut loose on the subject of Zoroastrianism!

The turnout was great, and so were the Halloween-themed nibbles (incl. apple slice vampire lips with peanut butter tongues and almond fangs!), decor (esp. the full size mummified corpse swinging from the ceiling!) and outfits (zombies everywhere!) An enormous Thank You to Neil and Jen for all their hard work.

Being an ex CXR bookseller myself I was especially thrilled to see Crawlers in Foyles’ window:

I hope the crew at my old workplace over the road, Blackwell’s, can forgive me! 😀

Many thanks to Michael and The Teenage Book Forum, who sent me the following questions:

Why did you choose to write about going to Hell in The Black Tattoo? Some authors say books are based on things they want to do, so do you want to go there?

When I was putting the ideas together for what became The Black Tattoo I was thinking a lot about fantasy places in books, particularly ones that can supposedly be reached from our own world: Narnia, Hogwarts, etc. I decided that instead of making one up from scratch, it might be more fun to take a world that people supposedly ‘know’ already – then play with readers’ expectations.

I don’t want to go there. I don’t think most writers actually want to go to the worlds they write about, not really. With effort and concentration, imagining can be just as good – or better.

Do your stories have bits of yourself in? If so, what?

Do you mean do my stories include real things from my life? Yes: definitely. Every story does. And I think every writer does it – or if they don’t, they should. Putting real experiences (your own or other people’s) into stories gives them solidity, makes them believable. I think that’s especially important in fantasy stories, as it helps give the reader something real to hang onto when the going gets weird. But you don’t just drop them in wholesale: you stretch them, twist them, fit them to the tale you want to tell. One example from The Black Tattoo would be the break-up of Charlie’s family. At the time my own parents split up I felt some of the same kind of rage that drives Charlie and makes it so easy for the Scourge to manipulate him. Years later (and I get on fine with both my parents these days, by the way) I took those real experiences and added them to the mix that became the book.

What do you do in your spare time?

I play guitar in a band. I listen to music, play games, watch films – and I read. I read first thing in the morning while I’m cleaning my teeth; I read last thing at night before I sleep. I also read any other chance I get.

Why is the Scourge known as Khentimentu? Does it have some meaning?

There’s an Egyptian god called Khentimentiu (with an ‘i’ in it) – but the Scourge isn’t him. Khentimentu is the Scourge’s demon name. Whatever meaning you attach to that is up to you.

What gave you the idea of a living tattoo?

Ideas can come from anywhere. That one came (believe it or not) from the New Zealand Tourist Board.

When I was at university I had a bad habit of falling asleep in front of the tv. One night I woke up and thought I was still dreaming: what I saw on the screen was a lady model in a bikini – but she had thick black Maori tattoos appearing from nowhere all over her skin, like a darkness from inside of her was eating her alive.

I think the advertisement was trying to show that visiting New Zealand leaves an impression on a person. The image they’d chosen to do that certainly left an impression on me: I thought it was one of the most sinister things I’d ever seen!

About ten years later, when I was planning the book, I realised I needed a way to show the Scourge taking over Charlie – a visual way, one that readers and I could picture clearly. That’s when I remembered the ad. I should probably write to the Tourist Board and thank them, but I’m not sure how pleased they’d be. ;D

Do you have a tattoo?

Three, smallish, on my right arm: a pair of dolphins, my favourite coffee mug, and a six-legged cat alien reading a book on the moon. I asked my illustrator friend Barnaby Richards to design that last one for me when I got my first book deal.

What inspired you to start writing?

The same thing that keeps me going: I remember the first books I read that opened my mind to what books can do, how deeply thrilling they can be – the books that turned reading from what I’d thought was a chore into one of the central passions and pleasures of my life. If one of my stories could have that effect on someone else…. wow. That’s an inspiring goal to work towards, it seems to me.

What is your daily schedule?

When I’m not out performing at schools, libraries, bookshops etc (which I love, by the way), my day is pretty regular. I get up about 9.30. I exercise (t’ai chi, rowing machine) for about an hour, and after breakfast and whatnot I’m at the desk around noon. I write first, until I’ve done what I set out to do that day, or for as long as I can. Then I do admin: arranging events, running my websites and blogs, answering correspondence. There’s a break in there for lunch around four or five pm. I usually stop work around nine. So that’s about eight hours a day, five days a week. Writing is a job and should be treated as such.

From how you write The Black Tattoo, it seems you’re not a very religious person; not believing God is always watching over us?

I’m interested in religions, and the effects they have on people and the world. But I’m yet to come across one I agree with.

What advice would you give to aspiring authors?

The Q&A sections of the websites of my books have some tips in there from me: be my guest. My two favourite pieces of advice come from other authors.

From Lee Child: “Write the exact book that you yourself would be thrilled to read.” The tough bits of writing are much easier to get through if you love and believe in your story.

From Harry Crews: “The secret of writing? Put your &ss on the chair.” If you want to be an author you need to sit down, stay there and do it.

What is the process of planning involved in your work?

I plan as much as I can. It’s the best way to fill your story with things you care about. It’s also important to know that one day a project will end! But planning only takes you so far: there’s always a point where you realise that the remaining pieces will only come from getting started – seeing how your characters react with each other, how a situation develops. That point arrives at different times with different projects. But when it does, there’s nothing else to do but jump in and hope for the best.

Did you always want to be a writer as a child or did you have dreams of other professions?

When my teachers marked my creative writing exercises at school I used to get some unusual comments. ‘Your grammar’s quite good,’ they’d say, ‘and you’ve used some interesting vocabulary. But Sam, you’ve written about monsters.’

‘Yes,’ I would reply.

‘But Sam,’ (they would continue) ‘we asked you to write about going fishing with your father, or what you saw out of the window of the bus this morning. Instead, you’ve written about monsters. Again. Haven’t you?’

‘But… I like monsters,’ I would say.

In short, my teachers were fine with my technique, but they didn’t approve of my content. As a result, I didn’t see writing as something I would pursue seriously until I was quite a bit older – 21 or 22.

Before that, I wanted to be an internationally famous rock guitarist. But that didn’t work out so well. ;D

Where did you get the idea to write a book about demons from?

When I start a book I’ve learned to ask myself a question. You can try it yourself if you like, it goes like this:

If you, personally, were to come across a book that had everything you want in a story – one that once you started reading it you wouldn’t want to stop, even to eat or sleep – what sort of a book would it be? What would the elements be?

The great thing about asking this question is that the answer is different for every person, and it’s also different for every book. Black Tat started out as a wish-list: swordfights; demonic possession, flying kung fu, machine guns, nuclear weapons, vomiting bats, a seven-way gladiatorial monster fight to the death set in Hell… and stuff like that! Once I had my list of elements I started thinking about how to put it all together. The Black Tattoo took me five years to write. I hope you get (or got) a kick out of it. If you’d like to find out more about me and my work check my homepage: www.samenthoven.com

Thanks, best wishes, and cheers from London,

Sam

If you missed us last week, here are two MORE chances to catch The Chainsaw Gang, live and evil.

This Friday 29th Oct at 2.30pm Sarwat Chadda, Alexander Gordon Smith, William Hussey and m’self will be appearing at Norfolk and Norwich Millennium Library. Behold this excellent poster:

Then this Sunday 31st Oct from 2pm Sarwat, Bill and I will be teaming up with Cliff McNish and L.A.Weatherly for an ANGELS AND DEMONS HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA at venerable London booksellers Foyle’s of Charing Cross Road.

I’m particularly happy about that last one because (as you’ll know if you’ve read it) The Black Tattoo is set right around that area – or the parts of the book that aren’t in Hell are, anyway. ;D Both events should be a lot of fun. Hope to see you there!

The Crystal Palace Children’s Book Festival on Saturday was awesome.

Here’s a pic of Alexander Gordon Smith at our Chainsaw Gang Best of Horror Panel, introducing a personal friend of his – the disembodied head of one of the Wheezers from his fantastic Furnace books (click here for my review of those on TBM).

Rather than have me tell you how much fun I had, here’s a link to a terrific write-up about the event from an audience point of view – in this case, that of the lovely Liz de Jager of brilliant blog My Favourite Books.

I was lucky enough to get the chance to do my thing with Tim, Defender of the Earth at the Crystal Palace Festival last year (hit this link for video!) For its second outing, I was thrilled to see that the Festival has grown and developed in all sorts of cool ways. Check out this Monster Book:

Put together and published (by Pook Press) especially for the Festival, it features more than a hundred different astonishing monsters created by young people from schools in the area, as well as the work of some top illustrators including my mate Barnaby Richards.

When I picked up my copy from the excellent independent bookshop supporting the event The Bookseller Crow on the Hill, Jon (Bookseller Crow’s proprietor) asked me – a little unkindly, I felt! – if I was in the The Monster Book.

I wasn’t, but fellow Chainsaw Gangster and founder of the festival Alex Milway soon put that right…

I particularly love the fish’s expression. And the fact that I’ve still got a tentacle wrapped around my drink. ;D

More Live Chainsaw Gang Shenanigans to follow later in the week. Watch this space.

Just got time for a few quick pics from yesterday’s Spooktacular Scarefest.

Here I am doing my best to horrify a great group at Hillside High School, Bootle:

From the Spooktacular itself, here’s one I took of the stage while we were setting up. Check out the smoke and flames!

Here’s a team photo (l-r) of performing authors David Gatward, Jon Mayhew, Joseph Delaney, Tommy Donbavand and some black-clad bald guy – together with (on the right) bookselling legend, human dynamo and mastermind behind the Fest, the magnificent Tony of Pritchard’s, Formby:

I had a blast. The audience was wonderfully welcoming and supportive. My fellow authors all put on terrific performances. But the prize for the most frightening thing about the Scarefest – in fact, I believe, the most horrifying thing in literature right now – must surely go to Dave Gatward’s tights.

They’ve traumatized me. It seems only fair to let them traumatize you. ;p

More terror to come tomorrow (Sat 23rd) at The Crystal Palace Children’s Book Festival. See you there!

This week you have not one but TWO chances to witness the full horror of The Chainsaw Gang – LIVE!

Our ‘official’ first live appearance en masse is this Saturday 23rd October at The Crystal Palace Children’s Book Festival, starring Alexander Gordon Smith, Jon Mayhew, Alex Bell, Steve Feasey, Alex Milway, Sarwat Chadda and, heh, me. Tickets for our Best of Horror event are strictly limited: if you haven’t booked yet, click here to book now!

HOWEVER: in a late addition to our Chainsaw Masterplan, this Thursday 21st, from 7pm-9pm, three members of the ‘Gang — that’s Jon Mayhew, David Gatward and yours truly — will be appearing alongside Joseph Delaney and my old TBM mucker Tommy Donbavand at Crosby Civic Hall, Sefton in a HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR SCAREFEST! This event will be staged by Masterless Samurai Bookseller Tony of Pritchard’s, Formby: click here for all the details!

There are a number of very good reasons why I’ve never been described – as I am in Tony’s enthusiastic blurb – as a ‘martial arts expert.’ Yikes, hope nobody at these events calls me out on that! ;p

‘We’re not stealing it,’ he said at last. ‘We’re just borrowing it.’

‘It starts with all of us like that,’ Lex said, grinning.

from Lex Trent Versus The Gods by Alex Bell

Conventional storytelling wisdom states that one’s central character should be “easy to relate to.” Where all too many writers go wrong, I think, is that not only do they take that suggestion as some kind of golden rule that always must be obeyed – they also take “easy to relate to” to mean “nice.”

I hate nice heroes. There is nothing more likely to put me off or pull me out of an otherwise potentially decent story/film/game than if it starts shouting too loudly and too obviously that its central protagonist is supposed to be universally likeable.

You know what I’m talking about: Hollywood does it all the time, to the point where certain actors’ career success is only explicable through what must be studio execs’ belief that by casting that person (again) they can say to an audience, “See? That’s supposed to be you!

I mention no names

I believe that nobody is universally likeable. Moreover I believe that in trying to make a character “easy to relate to” creators often leave out so much of what makes a person interesting that the results inevitably qualify as bad characterisation. At any rate, given a choice between an anodyne goodie or an intriguing baddie you can sign me up for the forces of darkness every time.

Some of my very favourite protagonists are rogues, ne’er-do-wells – antiheroes. Most stories involve characters you’re supposed to want to triumph over the horrible situations their authors have put them in, sure, but I’m a sucker for ones in which the pleasure also comes from seeing what shameless, depraved or simply amoral things the antihero or antiheroine is prepared to do to make a story turn out their way.

Enter Lex Trent, of Lex Trent Versus The Gods, by my fellow Chainsaw Gangster Alex Bell.

Lex Trent is a thief. He’s also a liar, a confidence artist, a fraudster, a troublemaker and one of the most engaging and entertaining characters I’m come across since Scott Lynch’s The Lies of Locke Lamora – maybe even George Macdonald Fraser’s majestic bounder Flashman. From terrorizing old ladies to cheating his twin brother there’s no villainy to which Lex won’t stoop: the genius of Alex Bell‘s storytelling is, you love him for it.

Those looking for ‘positive role models’ – whatever those are – look elsewhere. Those who like their fantasy fast and fun and a little bit scurrilous, look no further: Lex Trent Versus The Gods is a hoot.

This is Alex Bell:

And these are her answers to the crucial Chainsaw Gang Questions:

1. What’s your favourite book?

That’s a really tough one, and I can’t possibly choose between Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal, J K Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Madeleine Brent’s Tregaron’s Daughter.

2. What – or who – is your favourite monster?

It would have to be a medusa – because the whole snakes-for-hair and turning-heroes-to-stone thing is so much fun.

3. Your favourite bad-ass monster slayer?

Um . . . is it too predictable to say Buffy?

4. If you could make a pact with the Devil, what would you want in exchange for your immortal soul?

The ability to play any musical instrument (but preferably the violin) fiendishly well. As someone who has to work really hard to be listenable, I covet superlative musical ability.

5. The Chainsaw Gang are all trapped on a desert island with no food. Who would you eat first and why?

Hmm . . . Well, as a vegetarian I would probably be eating the sand, to be honest, but if I’m pushed then I’d have to say Sarah Pinborough because, somehow, it seems less gross to eat a lady than a bloke – you never know where they’ve been, after all.

Thank you, Alex! (Er, I think ;p) To find out more about Alex Bell and her writing, check out her website.

This has been Stage Three of the Chainsaw Gang Blog Tour (click here for Stage One and Stage Two). Stage Four takes place this Monday 18th October at the blog of Stephen Deas. Meanwhile, click here/scroll down to the post below for details of how to win The Chainsaw Library – a signed copy of the latest book by every member of the Gang.

The Chainsaw Gang are limbering up for our first onslaughtfour live events this month, preceded by a BLOG TOUR!

On this Monday 11th Oct 2010 shadowy ‘Gang mastermind Sarwat Chadda will start the tour with an interview on his blog. From then on, over the next couple of weeks, the rest of the Chainsaw posse will take turns to introduce each other.

By the end of the tour you’ll have had the chance to discover some terrific up and coming authors of thrilling literature for young people. And that’s not all: you’ll also be in with a shot at winning signed copies of the latest books by every member of the Chainsaw Gang absolutely free, in our Blog Tour Competition!

Here’s how it works:

To win the Chainsaw Library you need to score votes. Each vote goes into a vast hat at the end of the competition and one winning name will come out. The great thing is you can enter per blog: that’s nine chances to win! So make sure you visit each and every blog on the tour. Votes are scored as follows:

+1 if you link the blog/website to yours

+2 if you stick our Chainsaw banner up somewhere

+1 if you’re a Facebook fan/friend – here’s a link to my Facebook profile for that.

+1 if you comment on the blog or (in my case) leave a comment on the Crawlers Guestbook.

+1 if you reTweet this competition.

+1 if you follow us on Twitter – here’s a link to my Twitter profile.

The closing date of the competition is Friday 5th November and the competition is open to UK residents only.

To repeat: the tour kicks off this Monday 11th October on Sarwat Chadda’s blog.

See you there. 😀

But I bought the t-shirt anyway. 😀

For those who don’t know the great man and his work, here’s a link to the Wikipedia entry for Professor Bootsy Collins. And this is his Funk University.

Better yet: this year redoubtable Samurai Librarian Beverley Humphrey did me the honour of inviting me to contribute to her awesome Write Path project. Some of the best authors around (and, er, me) have written what Bev calls ‘story starters‘ – opening lines, 150 words max. – and from this Monday 4th October young people from schools around the world will be working together to turn those beginnings into finished stories.

Here’s my story starter:

When the dark let me go, the first thing I heard was sirens.

I was standing in some kind of warehouse: by the weak orange glow of the streetlights beyond the window at the room’s far end I could see that the walls were made of bare concrete. The air was cold and damp but my body was warm and clammy: I was breathing hard, like I’d been running.

Where was I? How had I got there? The last I remembered I’d been at my front door with my keys out – then blackness had swarmed down over my eyes and here I was.

My hands were sticky, smeared with something I didn’t identify – not until I looked past my fingers and saw that the shadowy lump on the floor in front of me was a body.

Blood on my hands. And the sirens were getting closer…

Want to know what happens next? Me too! Here’s a link to the Write Path ning where you can follow the progress of this and the other stories on the blog.

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