I write fantastical action thrillers for young people – and you have just fallen into the clutches of theycrawl.com, the special site THE WEBSPHINX and I have constructed for Phase Three* of my Sinister Masterplan to Conquer the Universe – MOO HOO HA HA HA!
…is a survival horror story concerning four boys and four girls, trapped and fighting for their lives against a terrifying alien conspiracy. This site has been constructed using images of the actual location of their ordeal.
Try to make yourself at home. If, as you click around the site, you feel something like a hand on the back of your neck, don't be scared. I promise it will only hurt for a moment…
On with the masterplan! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!