{"id":408,"date":"2011-12-17T10:09:23","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T10:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=408"},"modified":"2011-12-17T10:09:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T10:09:23","slug":"vote-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Vote Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Destroyer_199\">@Destroyer_199<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-8Nvmsw5eAOY\/TulgCkRfqzI\/AAAAAAAAA6o\/TG-C0udkMgU\/s1600\/godzillaw.jpg\">linking<\/a> to the best thing to come out of the US presidential elections so far:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-409\" title=\"godzillaw\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/godzillaw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/godzillaw.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/godzillaw-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If <strong>Godzilla<\/strong> became <strong>America&#8217;s president<\/strong>, could <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timdefenderoftheearth.com\/\"><strong>Tim<\/strong><\/a> become <strong>Britain&#8217;s prime minister?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-410\" title=\"TIMDEFENDEROFTHEEARTHbySamEnthoven-668x1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TIMDEFENDEROFTHEEARTHbySamEnthoven-668x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"747\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TIMDEFENDEROFTHEEARTHbySamEnthoven-668x1024.jpg 668w, http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/TIMDEFENDEROFTHEEARTHbySamEnthoven-668x1024-195x300.jpg 195w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Now, <strong>that<\/strong> would be a &#8216;special relationship&#8217; I could believe in. ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to @Destroyer_199 for linking to the best thing to come out of the US presidential elections so far: If Godzilla became America&#8217;s president, could Tim become Britain&#8217;s prime minister? Now, that would be a &#8216;special relationship&#8217; I could believe in. ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}