{"id":191,"date":"2010-11-26T11:41:47","date_gmt":"2010-11-26T11:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=191"},"modified":"2010-11-26T11:41:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-26T11:41:47","slug":"advance-clanking-janissaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Advance, Clanking Janissaries!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I visited <strong>Northgate High School<\/strong> with a squadron<strong> <\/strong>of shiny<strong> killer robots<\/strong>. Here I am giving the order to <strong>attack<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-192  aligncenter\" title=\"NorthgateHighSchool251110\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/NorthgateHighSchool251110.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/NorthgateHighSchool251110.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/NorthgateHighSchool251110-300x77.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Only joking. My thanks to everyone I met and spoke to at the school for the warmth of their welcome and &#8211; particularly &#8211; an excellent <strong>lunch<\/strong>. It was a brilliant visit. I didn&#8217;t even <strong>think<\/strong> about giving the order to attack &#8211; this time. ;D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I visited Northgate High School with a squadron of shiny killer robots. Here I am giving the order to attack: Only joking. My thanks to everyone I met and spoke to at the school for the warmth of their welcome and &#8211; particularly &#8211; an excellent lunch. It was a brilliant visit. I didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}