{"id":159,"date":"2010-10-19T18:22:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=159"},"modified":"2010-10-19T18:22:05","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T17:22:05","slug":"live-carnage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"LIVE CARNAGE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This week you have not one but TWO chances to witness the full horror of The Chainsaw Gang<\/strong> – LIVE!<\/p>\n

Our ‘official’ first live appearance en masse<\/em> is this Saturday 23rd October<\/strong> at The Crystal Palace Children\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Book Festival<\/strong><\/a><\/strong>, starring Alexander Gordon Smith<\/strong><\/a>, Jon Mayhew<\/strong><\/a>, Alex Bell<\/strong><\/a>, Steve Feasey<\/strong><\/a>, Alex Milway<\/strong><\/a>, Sarwat Chadda<\/strong><\/a> and, heh, me<\/strong><\/a>. Tickets for our Best of Horror <\/strong>event are strictly limited: if you haven’t booked yet, click here to book now!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

HOWEVER<\/strong><\/span>: in a late addition<\/strong> to our Chainsaw Masterplan, this<\/strong> Thursday 21st, from 7pm-9pm<\/strong>, three members of the ‘Gang — that’s\u00c2\u00a0Jon Mayhew<\/strong><\/a>, David Gatward<\/strong><\/a> and yours truly<\/strong><\/a> — will be appearing alongside Joseph Delaney<\/strong><\/a> and my old TBM<\/strong><\/a> mucker Tommy <\/strong><\/a>Donbavand<\/a><\/strong> at Crosby Civic Hall, Sefton <\/strong>in a HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR SCAREFEST<\/strong><\/span>!<\/strong> This event will be staged by Masterless Samurai Bookseller Tony<\/strong> of Pritchard’s, Formby:<\/strong> click here for all the details<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

There are a number of very good reasons why I’ve never been described – as I am in Tony’s enthusiastic blurb – as a ‘martial arts expert<\/strong>.’ Yikes, hope nobody at these events calls me out on that! ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This week you have not one but TWO chances to witness the full horror of The Chainsaw Gang – LIVE! Our ‘official’ first live appearance en masse is this Saturday 23rd October at The Crystal Palace Children\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Book Festival, starring Alexander Gordon Smith, Jon Mayhew, Alex Bell, Steve Feasey, Alex Milway, Sarwat Chadda and, heh, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.theycrawl.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}